Brothers
What hurts men the most?
Wife lying on the delivery bed
shouting another man’s name hoarsely
Just ask you
Hammer or not? Can’t stop? Do you want to die?
It’s terrifying
You are also grateful
Holding someone’s hand—
You must think—
No! I am not sleeply!
Because of the security and happiness I can’t give
He-
Anesthesiologist
It’s really possible! ! !
We met a pretty boy
Of course you may also meet beautiful girls
Brothers! friends!
I advise you
Would you like to hand over your daughter-in-law to them
Be sure to think carefully before giving birth!
After all, a painless childbirth was used
I really regret…
Those who have never experienced it
Unintelligible at all—
How painful is it to have a baby?
Newborns come into this world
The only “export”
That is—
Normally, the cervix is only
Less than 1cm
And the newborn’s head
The widest part is about 9-10cm
The size of a small watermelon
Come on! Fine product!
It usually hurts to plug “Flammulina velutipes”
Now I’m just letting you squeeze in a small watermelon
and
This melon will not fall out with a puff
Wait until the cervix is propped up to about 10cm large
To really start living
This is the so-called “open ten fingers”-
The worst part is that it won’t give you a good time
The process of tearing from 1 finger to 10 fingers
Even up to about 30 hours
This long and terrifying process is called—
Boys can imagine for themselves
My little p eye
Ripped apart every few minutes
until
Ripped apart
A picture that can put down a small melon
(Dangerous action! Do not imitate!)
Trust me at that time
Your daughter-in-law has only 2 thoughts in mind—
Don’t think this pain is over
Severe cases may result in—
So
Painless delivery
Absolutely
People! kind! Of! Light!
How did painless childbirth make you “go to heaven” in 1 second?
Speaking of this
That’s where to start—
Where does the pain come from?
We have many nerve receptors in the human body
Like a network cable, which is mainly responsible for transmission
will output a signal
This signal will pass through the “network cable” of the nerve
All the way to the brain
The brain receives the signal
Send commands back to the body—
This is called “pain”
And a shot of anesthesia
How amazing is it?
Painless childbirth speaks volumes
Behind the mothers
One shot
Of course this stitch
Not just any doctor can play
Must be qualified—
Hemp! drunk! division! medical! pregnancy!
(Don’t call me for surgery! I really don’t have a drop of energy)
When will it be administered?
How much? How to beat without pain?
They’re all screwed up
Usually when cervical opening reaches 2-3cm
It’s a great time to have a painless delivery!
The anesthesiologist will let you
Curl your legs and arch your back
Then around this position on the lower back
Prick 2 needles!
Don’t worry! 2 needles are used to reduce pain
Because the anaesthetic needs to be given into the spinal canal
So the needle of the 2nd needle is slightly thicker
To reduce pain during anaesthetic injections
Society of Anesthesiologists—
Put the first needle first: local anesthesia in a small area of the lower back
Second needle: place an epidural catheter
(The anesthetic is injected into the body through this catheter)
As soon as the anesthetics enter the body
They are all stumbling blocks on the neural “net”
Click! Most of the signals are interrupted at once
Also called: Motion-Sensory Dissociation
As the name implies—
I can still move
But it doesn’t hurt
This is the most commonly used labor pain relief—
Spinal nerve block
(Currently the best and safest pain reliever)
So before and after your wife’s painless delivery
Absolutely! Like two people!
Before the painless delivery—
After a painless delivery
So
Anesthesiologist
In the eyes of my wife in labor—
And I-
He is the one!
The man who really made my wife “go to heaven” in one second
The technique of painless delivery
Promoted in China for more than 20 years
However, the penetration rate is less than 10%
largely because
We have too many misconceptions about painless childbirth—
Tell you the truth
This is-
First
Extremely low doses of anaesthetic for painless delivery
Only 1/10 of the caesarean section
And painless labor anaesthetic is shot around the nerve
Blood and nerves are two separate systems
There are two ways
Want to squeeze in the anaesthetic? No way!
Not to mention into the placenta
So painless delivery—
No baby will be affected!
Don’t worry if you don’t work hard
Maintain strength and energy
Definitely good for having a baby
Not to mention screaming to death
Aren’t you afraid that you won’t be able to work hard?
As for Will pregnant mothers have low back pain
Are you trying to get pregnant in October?
You try confinement
Laying in bed for ten days and a half for a month?
Let’s put it this way—
One of the standards of a good man in the new era——
Let the wife and children be in the hands of the anesthesiologist
(to do painless delivery)
Learn all!
Oh!
That’s right
Don’t go, don’t go
Easter Egg~~
Anesthesiologist
Absolute Treasures Boys and Girls—
They are really strong after all!
There are so many “postures”!
Sorry
Make a mistake and come back
I mean
No matter how you lie down—
Lithotomy
Supine position
Prone position
Lateral position
······
Various surgical positions
No matter how you lie down
He! real!
Anyone can (do anesthesia)!
Done! do not talk!
I don’t know if my wife loves him or not
I…
However…
I really want to try this man…
Gestures…
Photo/Awan
Source of this article: Shenzhen Health Commission