When I was reading Weibo recently
I saw a netizen asking for help from a blogger,
“The fitness coach is trying to seduce me, what should I do?”
This topic has attracted the attention of many netizens, and
Brother Jian couldn’t resist the temptation of gossip, so he also went to join in the fun.
“Crabs, three views are shocked.”
Because I am a funny blogger,
Don’t interpret it too much,
Just draw a dog’s head.
The conversation is from someone who is not following, the netizen said:
“Go to the gym every day,
fitness The coaches will take the initiative to chat with me, and
give me free guidance,
but they didn’t ask me to buy private lessons.”
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“He said he can come to my house to guide me for free when he is free,”
And he will send me a picture of Chiguo’s body on WeChat,
ask me about him What’s your figure?
It’s clearly seducing me. ”
“But I’m already having an affair with 6 boys,
If I have sex with him again, 7
It won’t be the same for a week. ”
(This is a bit of a bullshit…)
“He wears tight gym shorts every day at the gym ,
Sometimes I can see his face blushing and heartbeat when he looks in front of him. ”
“Every time I don’t dare to talk to him,
I want him to talk to me again,
Very tangled.
You asked me if I wanted him to come to my house to teach me lessons,
I was afraid that I couldn’t help but have a relationship.
After all, my body looks good,
What should I do? ”
Ah?? This??!!
Can only say:
“Sister Niubi ,
Seven boyfriends don’t take heavy samples for a week,
A proper time management master,
Luo Zhixiang has to worship you as a teacher. ”
Of course, netizens also shook their wits in the comment area one after another:
“Everyone takes what they need, master”,< /p>
“This story is so well made, I almost believed it”,
“Hehehe, seven boyfriends, exciting! ”.
In order to dig deeper into whether this is a joke,
Brother Jian also searched related topics on Zhihu,
There are still many related questions:
” The fitness coach hooked me up”,
“Does the gym coach like me or not”,
“How do you think about the fitness coach flirting with girls”
….. ….
#fitness coach what does this mean?
Like me or flirt with me? #
“After signing up for the fitness coach’s class,
the coach invited me to dinner,
the coach came and kissed me in the hotel elevator,
Let me give him a kiss back,
Does this like me?”
#gym coach hook up I! #
“The first time I went to the gym, he took me.
Later added WeChat and chatted with me every day.
Never mentioned me Buying a class,
He has a good face and a sweet mouth, I don’t think I can stand the temptation,
Does he want to sell the class or tease me?”
Some netizens pointed out:
“Hooking up with female members is a compulsory course for fitness coaches”,
After all, the salary of fitness coaches is in addition to class hours,
What is more important is the commission for the card.
Of course it doesn’t mean that there are no good boys in this industry.
After many people are with their fitness coaches,< /p>
The two supervise each other and make progress with each other.
There are also many who eventually get married.
It can only be said that whether it is a boy or a girl,
It’s better to straighten your three views and control your desires.
(After all, scum is bad, right?)
In the end, I thought of the aunt who “just likes muscular guys”,
Although she was cheated of a lot of money,
But she still admitted frankly, “It’s because the coach is good-looking. The card I just did “I just like muscular guys”, even if I run to the gym, I don’t feel bad at all.
It’s true, pretty girls and muscular guys are the most eye-catching,
Who doesn’t like tall looks What about good people?
What do you think about the above phenomenon?