I performed a hemorrhoid operation on myself and nearly killed myself!

Speaking of ruthless people

Have to mention a former Soviet doctor

Leonid Rogozov

He was at the Antarctic research station in 1961

Doing a successful appendicitis surgery for myself

Finally live forever

There are such ruthless people today

Xiao Wu, who suffers from hemorrhoids

I performed hemorrhoid surgery on myself

The result…nearly died young

As the saying goes, “ten men and nine hemorrhoids, ten women ten hemorrhoids”

Everyone is a person who can’t say anything about chrysanthemum

There is nothing to be ashamed of

Let’s watch Xiao Wu’s past together

I am Xiao Wu

35 years old, unmarried, no house, no car, no children

Hope to tie the knot with a beautiful, fair-skinned woman with a house and a car

Sorry for the wrong set

I felt ill in Kikube years ago

Constipation often and sometimes blood in the stool

“Chrysanthemum” is often wet, itchy, and painful

I think so

I may have hemorrhoids

Why not go to the hospital?

You register for me! You help me take leave!

Make up for the salary deducted by the boss!

OK, I’ll calm down and talk

It’s not a big problem after all, and the cost of going to the hospital is too high

So I went online to find all kinds of “hemorrhoid” treatments

As an excellent engineering man

I am very hands-on and I love to practice

That’s it

I have been struggling with hemorrhoids

But it didn’t work, it got worse

1 week ago, after I got a plus size

Stained the whole toilet red

Painful thoughts

I finally made up my mind

Go to the hospital!

The doctor said it was indeed hemorrhoids

Have internal hemorrhoids and external hemorrhoids, or a mixed hemorrhoid

And seems serious enough to consider surgery

I didn’t say yes

One-to-one cash

Secondly, don’t you think it’s a small hemorrhoid?

I have never heard of hemorrhoids requiring surgery

Get some medicine and go home

But after a few days, the bleeding is still heavy

Dampness, pain, and foreign body sensation are obvious

I feel like my entire ass is not my own

Plus seeing such news

and such ruthless people

I’m thinking about it again, I’m ready to make a big fight

Solve this difficult problem completely

Tools ready

I followed the online “Hemorrhoid Cutting Tutorial”

Start to take advantage of science and engineering men

Pain!

In addition to pain, it still hurts!

And dizziness!

Fortunately, the next roommate heard it

Come and take a look, freaked out

Hurry up and call an ambulance

The cause of hemorrhoids is unknown

There are currently two main theories

It starts with evolution…

Walking upright is one of the hallmarks of human beings

But the price of becoming a “higher animal” is hemorrhoids

Walking upright puts a lot of pressure on “Chrysanthemum”

Ass at the bottom of the torso

Blood circulation is affected

Poor venous return in the anorectal area

Especially when standing, sitting, squatting for long periods of time

The rectal cavity has been under high pressure

May affect peripheral venous return

Over time, the veins near the chrysanthemum dilate

A soft clump of veins forms, known as hemorrhoids[1]

(self-made medical code)

See “Anal Pad Down Theory“

There is an annular vascular cushion under the mucosa of the anal canal

Consists of veins, smooth muscle, etc.

abbreviated to Anal Pad

Anal pads are like traffic police, directing traffic to the anus

Usually the anal pad shrinks to block the anal canal

It’s like locking a chrysanthemum

Prevent Baba from sneaking out

When getting the brain command to pull the cake

Anal pad will be unlocked and released

It would have been easy to work

But if you pull too hard

Anal pads double the pressure

Accumulation

Anal pad comrades will leave their beloved jobs

Squeezed out of chrysanthemum

At this point, it has a new name

——Hemorrhoids

StoolDry, frequent, prolonged squatting

Alcoholic, spicy, lack of crude fiber intake

It will also make the “chrysanthemum” a lot of pressure[2]

Long-term diarrhea, constipation, fertility, cancer and other factors

Also cause hemorrhoids

Long-term hemorrhoids may induce rectal lesions

Even rectal cancer[2]

If you have trouble going to the toilet and have blood in your stool, be sure to

Hurry up! tight! superior! medical! hospital!

Many people have heard external hemorrhoids, internal hemorrhoids, mixed hemorrhoids

What exactly does it mean?

This is based on where the hemorrhoid grows

A classification[3]

Internal hemorrhoids usually grow under the mucosa at the end of the rectum

Clinically divided into 4 degrees

External hemorrhoidsOn the surface of the skin, visible at the anal border

May cause “chrysanthemum” to be wet, itchy, and painful

but generally does not bleed

Mixed hemorrhoids, which means both internal and external hemorrhoids coexist

Inside and outside are connected without obvious boundaries

Mixed hemorrhoids will form when internal hemorrhoids develop to degree 3 or more

Gradually worsens and protrudes out of the anus

Like a “lotus mist” growing on the anus

Through the ages, the battle between humans and hemorrhoids has never ceased

And weird tricks keep emerging

In 1700 BC

The first generation of “fighting hemorrhoids” method appeared in ancient Egypt:

Grate acacia leaves, cook and spread on a linen cloth

Stuff the chrysanthemum

By 460 BC

Ancient Greek physicians invented version 2.0

Tie the hemorrhoid with a very thick wool thread

Let it fall off by itself

Time to the Middle Ages

The method of “fighting hemorrhoids” is more exciting, comparable to the top ten tortures

Without anesthesia

Use a red hot iron to burn the hemorrhoids to necrosis

Look at the wisdom of the ancients in our country again

“Zhuangzi, Miscellaneous, Lie Yukou” records:

The king of Qin called a doctor when he was ill, and those who had broken carbuncle and acne had a ride

Those who lick hemorrhoids get five rides, and the more they get cured, the more cars

Yes, “licking hemorrhoids” means licking hemorrhoids with your mouth

There are also reliable ancients

Fifty-Two Prescriptions for Diseases records:

Put the dog’s bladder through a small bamboo tube, insert the chrysanthemum, and blow air

Blow up and drag it out to expose the hemorrhoids, then cut them off with a knife

Apply the processed Scutellaria baicalensis powder, perfect

But sometimes, it may be dragged out along with the anus

What to do?

Hang upside down!

No

Cold water shrinks!

Not yet

Maybe it really doesn’t work…

Fortunately we live in an age of advanced medical technology

Don’t accept the ravages of these strange methods

01 Hemorrhoid Prevention Guide

Even if your chrysanthemum is not uncomfortable

Also do the following:

Trick 1: Watch your diet

Eat foods rich in dietary fiber

Fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains, whole grains, beans, etc.

Reduce high protein, high fat, alcohol

And the intake of spicy and spicy food

I didn’t say that spicy food can cause hemorrhoids

But If you have hemorrhoids, you must not eat spicy food

Because every bowel movement in the future will be one

——A sweaty life-and-death battle!

Trick 2: Develop good bowel habits

Concentrate on bowel movements, don’t read or play with your phone

Keep the skin around the chrysanthemum clean

After pulling the conditional best wash butt

(Don’t think about it!)

Chrysanthemum is also a flower and needs care

It is recommended to wipe with left hand and repeat with right hand

In order to cover everything

If you have no conditions, also prepare a pack of wet toilet paper

Trick 3: Massage + Exercise

Clockwise massagestomach, help prevent constipation

Try to avoid sitting and standing for long periods of time and be active

Exercise to promote blood circulation and intestinal peristalsis

Prevent constipation and reduce hemorrhoids

Trick 4: Raise anus

Regularly pull up the anus, then relax

It is one levator exercise

Exercise 50 times in 5~10 minutes

Helps improve blood circulation and prevent hemorrhoids

02 How to treat hemorrhoids scientifically?

If “Chrysanthemum” has itching, pain, inflammation, etc.

Potassium permanganate tablets can be dissolved in warm water and sitz bath

2~3 times a day, 15 minutes each time

Also ask your doctor for suppositories, ointments, or lotions, etc.

If medication doesn’t help

There are also injection therapy, rubber band ligation, hemorrhoidal artery ligation, etc.

If none of the above methods work

Surgical treatment is also possible

Simple excision of hemorrhoids for 2nd and 3rd degree internal hemorrhoids and mixed hemorrhoids

stapled hemorrhoidal circumcision for 3rd and 4th degree internal hemorrhoids

Thrombosed external hemorrhoid dissection for thrombosed external hemorrhoids

Young people with hemorrhoids should not be afraid

Follow the science, don’t mess around at home

Thinking about Xiao Wu, he almost lost his life.

I almost forgot to remind you of something:

After treating hemorrhoids, be sure to buy a pressure relief cushion

Cushion with hollow center design

The anus can be suspended and ventilated to avoid pressure

You know~

I’ve told you so much!

Stop believing in home remedies!

Contributing Author: Zhou Zhanfan| Attending Physician of the Second Hospital of Shunyi District, Beijing

Reviewer: Zhang Zhipeng| Deputy Chief Physician of General Surgery, Peking University Third Hospital

References

[1]Wu Jitang. The etiology and clinical treatment of hemorrhoids[J]. Practical Chinese and Western Medicine Clinic, 2012, 12(5):4754-4754.

[2] Lin Xingming. The formation, treatment and prevention of hemorrhoids[J]. Electronic Journal of Clinical Medicine Literature, 2017(14):2634-2634.

[3] Chen Xiaoping, Wang Jianping. Surgery (8th Edition) [M]. Beijing: People’s Health Publishing House, 2013:419-420.

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