Ancient jokes – hypnotism, warding off evil spirits

Hypnosis

When a scholar was 50 years old, his wife gave birth to a child for him, and the family was happy. But this child does not sleep and only cries, and the sound of crying annoys Xiucai very much. Because he can’t concentrate on reading. After a while, his wife was beaming with joy. She said, “I found a good way to put the child to sleep. Hurry up and bring me a book, I want the child to look at it.”

The scholar said: “What’s the use of letting children read books, he is too young to read.” His wife said: “A book may have the magic power of making people sleep, every time I see you pick up a book and ask for it You always doze off while reading.”

Amulet for warding off evil spirits

In ancient times, it was a common practice to post door gods on the gates to ward off evil spirits.

On the day of the fair, a man who was well versed in the world bought a Taoist statue and put it on the door. His wife said to him: “All the door gods have vicious appearances, and they have daggers and knives in their hands, so that the ghosts can be scared away. The Taoist priest you bought has such a kind face, who is afraid of it?” < /p>

The man replied: “The world has changed, and honest people are more vicious.”

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