Ancient jokes – crazy son-in-law, bowing

Crazy son-in-law

There is a family with two sons-in-law. His wife said: “My brother-in-law has read a lot of books, and my father admires him. You can’t recognize a word, I’m very embarrassed. Tomorrow my brother is getting married, and relatives will come to drink wedding wine. How many times will you recognize in front of them? It’s good to show off. There are six words written in front of the earthen wall of my warehouse, “No peeing here”, you have to keep it in mind. If someone asks, you can answer it, and they won’t laugh at you. ‘ the idiot agreed. The next day, when he came to his father-in-law’s house, when he came to the wall, he pointed to the writing on the wall and said, “You are not allowed to urinate here.” The father-in-law said happily: “My son-in-law can recognize the words, which is very good. After a while, the mother-in-law came out of the house to meet. There were gold ribbons on the skirt, embroidered with the characters “Long life, wealth, gold and jade full house”. When the nerd saw it, he pointed at the crony and said to everyone: “No peeing here.”

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bowing

two parents met on the road, One of them is impatient, the other is slow. The slow-natured relatives saw the impatient relatives, squatted on the ground, and said thanks: “Every New Year’s Day, I have to disturb the house, the Lantern Festival will be disturbed again, the Dragon Boat Festival will watch the dragon boat, the Mid-Autumn Festival will appreciate the moon, the Double Ninth Festival will be disturbed again. Chrysanthemum, every time I come to disturb you and never return it, I feel very ashamed.” After he finished speaking, he stood up straight, and it was already a long time ago. The impatient in-laws thought he was too annoying and had already avoided him. The slow-moving in-law looked around and could not see the impatient in-law, so he asked someone, “When did my in-law leave?” The person replied, “It disappeared after seeing the lamp, and has already left. It’s been half a year!”