The world’s unsolved mysteries: where did the doctors’ pens go…

How can the small boat of friendship between doctors be overturned?

“Lend me your pen”

The wallet may be left untouched on the table for a day

But if it’s a pen

May be gone as soon as you turn your head

I didn’t lose a few boxes of pens

I’m embarrassed to call myself a doctor

(Daily thoughts of a doctor who lost his pen. Source: Douban)< /i>

Why do doctors keep losing their pen?

Who is the invisible “pen-stealer” in the hospital?

Today we follow a trainee

Where did the doctor’s pens go?

Summer internship in hospital

Xiao Zhang prepared a white coat, mask, and stethoscope

I also bought a box of 10 black gel pens

He naively thought

One ​​month of internship, how can I use it up?

On his first day at the hospital, he was assigned to the Department of Orthopedics

Xiao Zhang hurriedly put down his pen and notebook

Bite the scalp and push the dressing cart into the ward

Xiao Zhang left soon

Dr. Jiang, who had just undergone surgery, returned to the office to write a doctor’s order

I can’t find the pen in my pocket when I sign it

“Where’s the pen? Where’s my pen? Someone lend me the next one!”

Dr. Jiang, who was about to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find a pen

Suddenly a bright spot

There’s a brand new pen on my desk!

He picked it up and signed it

Put it into a pocket at one go

Leave the crime scene gracefully

Finally clumsily changing the medicine chapter

Go back to the office and find it stunned

Liptop and stethoscope on your desk

The pen is gone!

He blurted out the most frequent words from doctors:

“Where’s the pen? Where’s my pen?”

(Source: Internet)

Dr. Lv, who taught him, was in a familiar tone

“Be careful next time, I’ll give you two

Be optimistic about your pen, but don’t let others slip away! “

Xiao Zhang sighed helplessly

Pen killed +1

Day and night, home thieves are hard to guard

Poor pen, dies before he is successful!

But Xiaozhang doesn’t know

Compared to what happened next

Lost this time is a piece of cake

A patient number of Doctor Lv’s tube bed

Slow wound healing after surgery due to high blood sugar

Please come to the endocrinology doctor for consultation

Xiao Zhang followed the ward rounds with his medical records in his folder

Dr. Wang understands the patient’s blood sugar status

It is recommended that oral hypoglycemic drugs be changed to insulin

After the consultation, Xiao Zhang respectfully opened the medical record folder

Hand over your pen

Dr. Wang glanced at Xiao Zhang with satisfaction

“New? Nice guy, really sensible!”

Writing the consultation opinion in a hurry

Dr. Wang took the pen away naturally

Pen killed +2

Xiaozhang, who didn’t respond for a while, found out

Hospital routines

If you don’t want to lose your pen, just watch the doctor who came to consult!

(Photo source: Gujin China and Foreign Countries)

Blue and black pen in your hand and on your desk

Will disappear with his handsome back

But it’s not the worst

In the afternoon, preoperative case discussion in the department

Xiao Zhang holds the case record and asks the chief of the department to sign

In order to prevent the head of the department from running smoothly

Xiao Zhang has one more heart this time

Pull off the cap before handing it to the director

I thought I couldn’t put it in my pocket after signing this way

I didn’t expect the road to be one foot high and the magic to be one foot high

Department director signed off

Take the cap from Xiao Zhang

Put in the pen

Then put it in your pocket

The whole action flows smoothly

As if the pen was your own

And he already has 3 pens in his pocket

Xiao Zhang, who was hesitant to speak, left with a medical record in aggrieved way

Young Minds

Suffering 10,000 points of damage silently

Pen killed +3

It turns out that the head of the department is the biggest “Shunbian” BOSS

Xiao Zhang`s face looking for the head nurse to lead the pen

The head nurse complained

I lose my pen every day, and I don’t have a snack

After 5 minutes of ranting from the head nurse

Finally ecstatic to get a pen

He also put his name on the pen on purpose

(Source: Medical)

This time must

The mountains have no edges, the heaven and the earth are in harmony, but I dare to be with you

Results in a few days

The pen is still missing

Xiao Zhang vowed to get it back

While the department nurse cleans the office

From the bottom of Dr. Jiang’s cabinet and drawers

Clear out more than 60 pens directly

At that time, everyone in the department had red eyes

This is a day of clamoring and dropping pens

“victims” whose pen was taken by others

It’s a large-scale “social death” scene

No surprises

Xiao Zhang successfully retrieved the pen with his name on it

Three more pens

Until a week after losing the light again

The small chapter also follows my heart

No matter how much you like a pen now

You always lose it one day

The pens in the hospital are rotated anyway

I will be back someday

Of course most pens look the same

I can’t tell if it’s my own

But whatever, it’s mine in my pocket!

Hey, don’t say it, Gangshun’s pen is quite easy to use

Since then, Xiaozhang has gone farther and farther on the road of losing pen and orderly writing.

I brought a box of pens as a student

The “King” of more than 20 pens out of Keshun

Small chapter summarizes a crazy version of the hospital’s guide to preventing pen loss

Shun Pen, I mean it!

Those who plan to stock up and write their names on the pen to prevent loss

Stop thinking early

According to the experience of throwing (shun) pens

There are only three types of pens that are difficult to use:

The first was an expensive pen

My colleague has a pen that costs more than 200 yuan

As long as anyone borrows her pen

The first words she said were

This pen is more than 200 yuan, you must return it to me when you use it up

I am too embarrassed to return the small chapter

The second is the tethered pen

If only used near a desk

You can buy a fixed pen

Or like below

Tie down

If you paste a name or prompt

would be better

(Source: Zhihu)

The third is a homemade pen

Many ingenious nurses

We will make our own signature pen from local materials

Such as wrapping the refill with discarded medical tape

Or convert the syringe into a pen

Such a uniquely shaped pen

Others don’t take it well

Even if someone borrows it, it is less likely to keep it private

Because it’s too eye-catching

(Source: Emergency Medicine Information)

Of course, we advocate

It is not difficult to borrow and return it again

Otherwise it may be the same as the chapter

The operating room nurse’s pen was borrowed (shun) and was not returned

I was chased by the young lady and went to Corey to get my pen back

Xiao Zhang has an ultimate dream

invent one for the future

Pen with Beidou system + indoor WIFI + Bluetooth positioning

Find it anywhere

This way, maybe the doctor will never have to worry about losing his pen again

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