How can the small boat of friendship between doctors be overturned?
“Lend me your pen”
The wallet may be left untouched on the table for a day
But if it’s a pen
May be gone as soon as you turn your head
I didn’t lose a few boxes of pens
I’m embarrassed to call myself a doctor
(Daily thoughts of a doctor who lost his pen. Source: Douban)< /i>
Why do doctors keep losing their pen?
Who is the invisible “pen-stealer” in the hospital?
Today we follow a trainee
Where did the doctor’s pens go?
Summer internship in hospital
Xiao Zhang prepared a white coat, mask, and stethoscope
I also bought a box of 10 black gel pens
He naively thought
One month of internship, how can I use it up?
On his first day at the hospital, he was assigned to the Department of Orthopedics
Xiao Zhang hurriedly put down his pen and notebook
Bite the scalp and push the dressing cart into the ward
…
Xiao Zhang left soon
Dr. Jiang, who had just undergone surgery, returned to the office to write a doctor’s order
I can’t find the pen in my pocket when I sign it
“Where’s the pen? Where’s my pen? Someone lend me the next one!”
Dr. Jiang, who was about to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find a pen
Suddenly a bright spot
There’s a brand new pen on my desk!
He picked it up and signed it
Put it into a pocket at one go
Leave the crime scene gracefully
…
Finally clumsily changing the medicine chapter
Go back to the office and find it stunned
Liptop and stethoscope on your desk
The pen is gone!
He blurted out the most frequent words from doctors:
“Where’s the pen? Where’s my pen?”
(Source: Internet)
Dr. Lv, who taught him, was in a familiar tone
“Be careful next time, I’ll give you two
Be optimistic about your pen, but don’t let others slip away! “
Xiao Zhang sighed helplessly
Pen killed +1
Day and night, home thieves are hard to guard
Poor pen, dies before he is successful!
But Xiaozhang doesn’t know
Compared to what happened next
Lost this time is a piece of cake
…
A patient number of Doctor Lv’s tube bed
Slow wound healing after surgery due to high blood sugar
Please come to the endocrinology doctor for consultation
Xiao Zhang followed the ward rounds with his medical records in his folder
Dr. Wang understands the patient’s blood sugar status
It is recommended that oral hypoglycemic drugs be changed to insulin
After the consultation, Xiao Zhang respectfully opened the medical record folder
Hand over your pen
Dr. Wang glanced at Xiao Zhang with satisfaction
“New? Nice guy, really sensible!”
Writing the consultation opinion in a hurry
Dr. Wang took the pen away naturally
Pen killed +2
Xiaozhang, who didn’t respond for a while, found out
Hospital routines
If you don’t want to lose your pen, just watch the doctor who came to consult!
(Photo source: Gujin China and Foreign Countries)
Blue and black pen in your hand and on your desk
Will disappear with his handsome back
But it’s not the worst
…
In the afternoon, preoperative case discussion in the department
Xiao Zhang holds the case record and asks the chief of the department to sign
In order to prevent the head of the department from running smoothly
Xiao Zhang has one more heart this time
Pull off the cap before handing it to the director
I thought I couldn’t put it in my pocket after signing this way
I didn’t expect the road to be one foot high and the magic to be one foot high
Department director signed off
Take the cap from Xiao Zhang
Put in the pen
Then put it in your pocket
The whole action flows smoothly
As if the pen was your own
And he already has 3 pens in his pocket
Xiao Zhang, who was hesitant to speak, left with a medical record in aggrieved way
Young Minds
Suffering 10,000 points of damage silently
Pen killed +3
It turns out that the head of the department is the biggest “Shunbian” BOSS
Xiao Zhang`s face looking for the head nurse to lead the pen
The head nurse complained
I lose my pen every day, and I don’t have a snack
…
After 5 minutes of ranting from the head nurse
Finally ecstatic to get a pen
He also put his name on the pen on purpose
(Source: Medical)
This time must
The mountains have no edges, the heaven and the earth are in harmony, but I dare to be with you
Results in a few days
The pen is still missing
Xiao Zhang vowed to get it back
While the department nurse cleans the office
From the bottom of Dr. Jiang’s cabinet and drawers
Clear out more than 60 pens directly
At that time, everyone in the department had red eyes
This is a day of clamoring and dropping pens
“victims” whose pen was taken by others
It’s a large-scale “social death” scene
No surprises
Xiao Zhang successfully retrieved the pen with his name on it
Three more pens
Until a week after losing the light again
The small chapter also follows my heart
No matter how much you like a pen now
You always lose it one day
The pens in the hospital are rotated anyway
I will be back someday
Of course most pens look the same
I can’t tell if it’s my own
But whatever, it’s mine in my pocket!
…
Hey, don’t say it, Gangshun’s pen is quite easy to use
Since then, Xiaozhang has gone farther and farther on the road of losing pen and orderly writing.
I brought a box of pens as a student
The “King” of more than 20 pens out of Keshun
Small chapter summarizes a crazy version of the hospital’s guide to preventing pen loss
Shun Pen, I mean it!
Those who plan to stock up and write their names on the pen to prevent loss
Stop thinking early
According to the experience of throwing (shun) pens
There are only three types of pens that are difficult to use:
The first was an expensive pen
My colleague has a pen that costs more than 200 yuan
As long as anyone borrows her pen
The first words she said were
This pen is more than 200 yuan, you must return it to me when you use it up
I am too embarrassed to return the small chapter
The second is the tethered pen
If only used near a desk
You can buy a fixed pen
Or like below
Tie down
If you paste a name or prompt
would be better
(Source: Zhihu)
The third is a homemade pen
Many ingenious nurses
We will make our own signature pen from local materials
Such as wrapping the refill with discarded medical tape
Or convert the syringe into a pen
Such a uniquely shaped pen
Others don’t take it well
Even if someone borrows it, it is less likely to keep it private
Because it’s too eye-catching
(Source: Emergency Medicine Information)
Of course, we advocate
It is not difficult to borrow and return it again
Otherwise it may be the same as the chapter
The operating room nurse’s pen was borrowed (shun) and was not returned
I was chased by the young lady and went to Corey to get my pen back
Xiao Zhang has an ultimate dream
invent one for the future
Pen with Beidou system + indoor WIFI + Bluetooth positioning
Find it anywhere
This way, maybe the doctor will never have to worry about losing his pen again
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