I am a lamb, a content curator of Dr. Lilac.
What I am most proud of is my 5.2 vision and excellent hearing.
It can accurately locate the bus stop 20 meters away in the night without street lights, and it can also hear the next door through the 24cm thick load-bearing wall in the silent night. snoring.
It never occurred to me that one day I would be “inaudible”.
It all started on a Friday night.
About the ear shop didn’t bother me
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The matter of more than two hundred pieces
Friday nights are always a good time to kick off something unusual.
For example, picking ears.
Although ear picking has a series of risks, for example, it is easy to puncture, it is easy to become a “little deaf person”, and it is easy to be infected…
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But it is like “Happy Fat House Water”, which makes you “know that there are tigers in the mountains, but prefer to walk in the mountains of tigers”.
After get off work, I walked into an ear-picking shop in a happy mood, wanting to spend a Friday night in a crispy numbness.
The fluff brushed across the bridge of my nose, spinning around my temples, and the small vibrations from the metal vibrations stirred up every single hair. Listening to the sound of the metal flipping the foreign body in the ear canal, I feel that the soul has been sublimated.
About half of the time, when I was drowsy, Master Cai Er gently said in my ear:
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“Beauty, your ear is inflamed.”
“We have a homemade ointment, which works very well. Do you want to use it?”
My brain raised the alarm and woke up in an instant, not because of her “beauty”, It’s the lingering consciousness that reminds me – “That’s another price!”
“How much?”
“We developed it ourselves, 258 times, very effective.”
“Homemade ointment”… It doesn’t look very reliable at first glance, maybe it is erythromycin ointment + VE milk that is blended in a non-sterile environment.
Looking around, seeing the desolate appearance of this family, the “self-developed ointment” has most likely been exposed to the air for a long time.
The most important thing is that, as poor as I am, of course I refuse.
Photo credit: drawn by sam
After you came and went, the ear picker carefully and gently picked the inflamed ear for me.
When I arrived at Zhong, Master Cai Er watched me leave with a little regret.
After I left the ear-picking shop, I quickly made an appointment with the ENT department of a public tertiary hospital on my mobile phone, and thought for my “wit” in my heart. Dark cool.
The next day, in a public hospital, the doctor checked with an otoscope, tried to clean it with tweezers and a small vacuum cleaner, and said to me:
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“There is a fungal infection in the ear, and the earwax sticks to the eardrum, and it is still a little hard. Go back and soak it first.”< /p>
In my ears, sent! mold! !