Never be friends with a doctor! Too many surprises

Before I was friends with a doctor

Always feel like they are a special being

Benefits of both civil and military, sitting to see a doctor, kinetic energy to win a knife

Wearing a white coat and walking in the life and death with “no emotion”

Until…meet some doctor friends

Only discovered that their brain circuit is eighteen bends in the mountain road

Hold the knife firmly, but the mouth is slippery

What a joke that was delayed by the profession of a doctor!

(Note: The blood transfused in the hospital must be distributed by the blood station, and blood collection cannot be used without authorization. The blood that has been tested will eventually be destroyed as medical waste.)

I would like to advise you here

Never be friends with a doctor

Otherwise…you’ll get a lot of surprises (xia)!

Whisper: The scribbles of most Chinese doctors are not in Latin, but “abstract conjoined variants” of Chinese or pinyin acronyms (you look carefully, the strokes at the beginning still look like that of). Although a pharmacist can recognize the handwriting of a familiar doctor, it is not necessarily the case for a new doctor. They can only call to say hello. Electronic prescription has solved the problem of this century.

Whisper: In the doctor’s prescription, the dose of antibiotics is usually expressed in potency, and the unit is “million units” (MU). The use of millions of units of antibiotics to treat certain infectious diseases is common, not overuse.

The magical brain circuits of doctors

It may just be an “occupational disease” in your eyes

Behind it is the daily practice of their countless exercises

Image source: Zhanku Hailuo

and a love of medicine from beginning to end

As friends and family

They will alert you to your body

But the condition of each patient cannot be neglected

Actually, under a soft lab coat and protective clothing

They are just as vulnerable as you are

turned the tide again and again in the disease storm

Hold the heavy boat of life

Image source: Zhanku Hailuo

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