1. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!
2, guest officer, are you playing a tip or staying in a shop and I will poop
3 I was young, how about you, are you old?
4. A gentleman is nothing more than a patient wolf
5. It is not necessarily a good thing for all people to stand on one side, for example, they all stand on the side of the boat
6. Don’t be nervous, I’m not a good person…
7, you said. You like me? Actually…I started…in fact, I also… Well, let me tell you, I also like myself quite a bit.
8 As a typical example of failure, you are too successful.
9. When I was a child, I just learned to ride a bicycle. Go, if you feel like you are about to bump into it, you yell, don’t move, don’t move. The old man just stood there and didn’t move, but I turned around and bumped into it. The old man stood up and said, what are you aiming for
10. If there is 300W, everyone said that it is better to buy a Mercedes-Benz or a Ferrari.
Reply: It’s better to buy 300 second-hand Ottos, hire another 300 drivers, let them drive behind you, and line up in an S shape for a while, and a B shape for a while
< p>11. Smile a lot, beware of emotional colds on cloudy days!
12. I laugh from the horizontal knife to the sky, and I go to bed after laughing!
13. Lu Yao knows horsepower Insufficient, after a long time see people’s hearts back test
14. My dad expressed his opinion on the fact that I am getting fat: I didn’t have Han Hong’s life, and I got Han Hong’s disease.
15. I never hold grudges, and I will report them on the spot.
16. Don’t cry at my grave. Dirty my way of reincarnation.
17. This is Mr. Zhang. You press CTRL+C on the computer at home, and then press CTRL+V on the computer at the company. It will definitely not work. Even if the same article does not work. No, not even an expensive computer.
18. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.