1. The doctor looked at the electrocardiogram on the computer, and a patient said he wanted to complain about his stock trading during work hours. . .
2. A friend just told me that she squeezed the bus today and passed the bus card from behind, and someone took the card with arrears on the way. Her new card was changed. . .
3. When I was in the shopping mall, an aunt pulled me and said, “Daughter, I want to buy some clothes for my daughter, I see you and me The girl is about the same size, you can try it for my girl.”
Looking at the aunt’s eager eyes, I had to agree, and followed the aunt to a maternity and baby counter. . .
4. Go for an interview today.
The interviewer said: “Your resume says that you are fast at mental arithmetic, so let me ask you, what is 13 times 19?”
I blurted out: “65!”
The interviewer said: “This is too far.”
Me:”You can say whether it’s fast!”
Interviewer: “Well, come to work tomorrow!”
Me: “What position!”
Interviewer: An executive~~~
The next day I: “It’s not an executive, why did you let me repair the water tower?”
Interview Official: “You can say whether it is tall or not!”
Me. . .
5. A male colleague said to me: Your husband is always harassing me recently!
I widened my eyes in astonishment and asked: Is he a base? !
The male colleague is also not calm, and dares to say: he doesn’t do business, he sells insurance!
I. . .
6. My brother came to me early in the morning: “You won 5,000 in the lottery you bought two days ago. Dollars!”
I couldn’t believe it was true after hearing this, so I replied, “Are you sure?”
My brother: “I redeemed the lottery ticket for you, and I also spent the prize money for you. Why not?!”
Me. . .
7. Tell your colleagues that you want to change your hairstyle and listen to their opinions.
A few of my colleagues were a little embarrassed and said, “That’s good, we have to spend more time getting used to your new ugly style after changing the hairstyle.”
I slapped me. . .
8. My neighbor aunt often asks me about Internet access, and every time I know everything.
When I went out this morning, I told my wife that I was going to socialize at night. The aunt’s husband was talking through the security door: “Man said socializing, 99% of the time he went to play by himself.”
I came home from get off work in the evening and met him, I said to him: “Everyone is a man, you are not kind in the morning.”
He said: “You are kind? You taught my daughter-in-law to shop online, are you kind?”