Rotten funny copywriting

1. Flip a coin. If it breaks, you won’t have dinner today.

2. Recently, I have been hearing a mysterious clanging sound. After approaching the science program team to investigate, it turned out that it was my poor clanging sound.

3. All other girls want to be coquettish, I just want to single out with you.

4. Your family is really poor. I say go to your house to play, but you say there is no way.

5. My current mood is a big potato without the skin. The big potato is POTATO, and there is still OTATO left when I go to P.

6. If you don’t fall in love with me, you will never reach the happy planet.

7. If I am a butterfly, then I have a beautiful name: Vosney Butterfly.

8. It’s really annoying to go to kindergarten. I was called by my mother so early, and I don’t want to go to a small class.

9. There is no permanent banquet in the world, but if you treat guests, I can accompany you to eat for a while.

10. With the vest line, I will change from gummy bears to hard candies, so I will not practice.

11. If you offend others unhappy, you must find the reason from yourself to ensure that you can offend her next time.

12. Your head is bald and bald like a machine gun.

13. Don’t always smile at others, maybe a smile you accidentally make will become someone else’s emoji.

14. I am a cold-hearted person, and the cold-hearted breath emanating from my bones made me suffer from rheumatoid arthritis.

15. I’m a Disney princess. It’s not exactly the same, but at least it’s irrelevant.

16. Staying up all night will really make me ugly. I have dropped from the first beauty in the universe to the first beauty on earth.

17. I am a very self-disciplined person. Since I said I want to lose weight, I will keep saying it.

18. Be humble, listen to other people’s opinions, and then carefully write down whoever has opinions on you.

19. At my age, it doesn’t matter if love comes a little late, but if the jungler doesn’t come, the middle lane will really be gone.

20. I sent you a message and asked if you were in a relationship. You told me that you were sick. Well, we will talk when you are healed. .